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"The only man I really loved"
Every story has own end.
Living in world with boundaries, Joseph wished to live with a man whom really loved than his own wife where feelings faded away during World War ll.
This was hard to take, but mysterious man in the coat made his own promise. A promise where both men can be happy and never feel shame to true love again.
#my art#the dark pictures anthology#the dark pictures#the dark pictures man of medan#tdpa#tdpa mom#fanart#joseph roberts#joey roberts#charles anderson#chuck anderson#tdpa joseph#tdpa joey#tdpa charles#joseph x charles#charles x joseph#joseph roberts x charles anderson#supermassive games#the dark pictures anthology art
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 10 | Fake Musicals within a Musical
#StarKid#robert manion tw#team starkid#gwdlm#Black Friday#black friday musical#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#working boys#the guy who didn't like musicals#Santa clause is going to high school#barbecue monologues#joey richter#jon matteson#lauren lopez#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#angela giarratana#mariah rose faith#mariah rose faith casillas
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Been thinking about doing this for a long time, soo..
Here are my favs from The Dark Pictures Anthology 🫡
#the dark pictures anthology#joseph roberts#man of medan conrad#jason kolchek#eric king#salim othman#charles lonnit#there wasn't enough room for Joey sorry 😔#I wanted to make at least one character from each game but in little hope the characters didn't hook me that much unfortunately..#but the game itself is really cool#supermassive games
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"Ted Spankoffski is so tragic" yes yes I agree with you but you know who we don't talk about enough?
The man, the myth, the legend, Ethan Green.

Everyone loves to talk about how much they love him, but you are all forgetting that he is heartbreaking.
So first of all, he loves Lex. Incredibly devoted. And you're thinking, "well obviously he loves his girlfriend?" But I am not exaggerating when I say nearly every decision this man makes is for the sake of making her happy.
He cares about her opinion of him. He cares about how she's feeling. Ethan literally has more emotional intelligence as a 19-20 year old than most grown men do. He was going to propose!
And then his relationship with Hannah. At the ripe old age of 19, Ethan steps into a fatherly role for his girlfriend's kid sister, and he fucking kills it. If he is devoted to Lex, he's protective of Hannah. He dies trying to fight off people that want to hurt her.
The first time we see him in Yellowjacket, he's trying to cheer Hannah up after her shop class accident. On Hannah's birthday, he takes her out to Pizza Pete's even though he doesn't have the money to spare. She is a priority to him. He even wears a little birthday celebration crown.
On top of that, he's a decent guy. Yes, he's not above threatening people or stealing, but his heart is always in the right place when he does it. He puts the effort into his relationship. He is shown apologizing when he fucks up and recognizing his mistakes. He saves Lex and Hannah's life's at the end of Yellowjacket.
Great, right? No. Not great. The narrative is consistently ruining his life.
He dies in Black Friday. Dies in a brutal way while being ambushed for a doll that he didn't have. He actually dies for nothing. And his very last words are "I'll get you to California, Lex. That way you don't gotta cry so much no more." Was Lex in the room? No. He was hallucinating her. Fucking devastating.
And then, his face gets worn by a dark god to torment Hannah. Hannah, one of the people he cared most about, is being toyed with by something wearing Ethan's face. You just know he's watching in the afterlife feeling utterly powerless.
There are timelines where Ethan and Lex accept larger jail sentences so that Hannah isn't left alone. He is not related to Hannah, or Lex. He has no real obligation to do that. He chooses to, for Hannah's sake. And has to spend years in jail.
In Yellowjacket, after all they've been through, after he bought the damn ring, the girls just leave him behind. He gets broken up with via a note while they escape to California. And you know it's for the better, you know it's for his own safety, but it still hurts.
There was even supposed to be a Nightmare Time episode where he comes back from the dead Pet-Cemetery style, murders Hannah, and then is tortured for eternity?? But then the Langs were like "No, actually, everyone would hate this." and thank God because Ethan does not need that on his plate.

Look at this. "We caught you a poki-man." He's too good I miss him so much.
This poor guy does nothing wrong and is constantly being punished. I need in my bones to have a universe where he marries Lex and they get custody of Hannah.
#ethan green#black friday musical#nightmare time#nmt#nmt2#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#joey richter#robert manion#lex foster#hannah foster#long post#rant#essay
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Knowing “Nerdy Prudes Must Die” was the first idea the Lang brothers had for Hatchetfield makes the whole series so much funnier.
Like, did they know in “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” that the weirdo who demanded a hot chocolate would be the leading man of the high school horror show?
Did they know the prude they mentioned a few times would be a homophobic murderer who defiled a corpse, fucked a ghost, and became a vessel for dark lords?
Was the homeless man joke in BEFORE the recast because they were still brothers, or not?
#nerdy prudes must die#the guy who didn't like musicals#hatchetfield#team starkid#starkid#for those who didn’t put it together#the hot chocolate boy in TGWDLM is supposed to be Peter Spankoffski#but was recast after Robert Manion got put on hold for a while after a scandal then seemingly decided to go full burned bridges with them#also as a side note#that ‘obnoxious teen’ was also supposed to be the ticket taker in Black Friday but was rewritten to be a Joey character#because Robert Manion was going to be playing Ethan Green in the same scene against him#and then the ticket taker was going to be Richie Lipschitz in NPMD#but then Joey Richter was chosen to take over as Pete#so Ritchie was separated off and given to Jon Matteson#so the ticket taker went from being a Pete cameo to a Ritchie cameo to just an entirely unrelated character#I feel like I know too many behind the scenes details about these shows just through TVTropes#also does this technically mean Ritchie’s death is kind of sort of a way for the Langs to kill a Robert character again even after he left?#oh and the homeless man was Ted the whole time#nightmare time is a trip
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More opening night photos from Cast 17 of the Oasis of the Seas.
Charlotte Lovell as Victoria (who has a newer style costume and wig, I believe) with Zoe Hartley as Tantomile, both returning performers.
Sarah Moore as Jellylorum cannot contain her excitement!
With (catwife) Taylor Bryant as Jennyanydots. They are both returning performers as well.
The retuning Joey Kummert as Mistoffelees, noticeably wearing the newer costume design.
Lachlan Moss as Rum Tum Tugger.
Zoe Hartley as Tantomile and Kyle Roberts as Coricopat.
And one from Ben Reynolds as Munkustrap, who has also returned to the show.
15 May 2025.
#CATS Musical#CATS the Musical#CATS RCCL Cast 17#Victoria#Charlotte Lovell#Jellylorum#Sarah Moore#Jennyanydots#Taylor Bryant#Tantomile#Zoe Hartley#Coricopat#Kyle Roberts#Rum Tum Tugger#Lachlan Moss#Munkustrap#Ben Reynolds#Mistoffelees#Joey Kummert#Jellydots#Jennylorum
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A silly little rant about TGWDLM
No one in TGWDLM gets what they want.
Charlotte wanted to make things work with Sam. (He killed her)
Bill wanted to mend his relationship with his daughter (She killed him)
Ted is quite selfish and I believe that he wanted to survive, which he didn't. He also wanted a chai iced tea, which he didn't get
Sam wanted to die in Charlotte's arms, which he didnt. he died tied up.
Alice wanted to live with Bill, although this could be a lie told to turn Bill to his last resort.
Mr. Davidon's want is iconic, to be choked by his wife. But instead he lives as a mindless alien slave.
Professor Hidgens wanted to reunite with his college friends, and also likely wanted to publish Workin boys. Neither dream comes true.
PEIP's goal was to save the world. but they failed.
Emma wanted to start a new life, but above all else, didn't want to die in Hachetfield. This dream never came true.
Lastly, Paul. Paul's wants are never directly stated, but are generally among these three
What everyone wants. Money, a partner, and kids someday
He wanted to avoid musicals at all costs. But now he's forced to live in a musical. He describes this as his "own personal hell"
Emma's well being, safety, and love. In the end, he has to watch as he himself turns Emma into something else...
#the guy who didn't like musicals#bill woodward#alice woodward#ted spankoffski#sam sweetly#henry hidgens#john macnamara#emma perkins#paul matthews#corey dorris#mariah rose faith#joey richter#jeff blim#robert manion#jaime lyn beatty#lauren lopez#jon matteson#starkid
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Hatchetfield Characters Google Search - Henry Hidgens [insp || @dolores-madrigal] [Join the community!]
#professor hidgens#henry hidgens#workin boys#the guy who didn't like musicals#honey queen#nightmare time 2#jeff blim#nick lang#curt mega#jon matteson#joey richter#corey dorris#dylan saunders#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#team starkid#hfgifs#hfgoogle#tw robert manion
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 8 | Pete’s love of hot chocolate and suspenders
#tw: Robert Manion#npmd spoilers#StarKid#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#npmd#pete spankoffski#gwdlm#black friday#black friday musical#abstinence camp#joey richter#nick lang#mariah rose faith#Mariah rose faith casillas#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#the guy who didn't like musicals#hatchetfield#hatchetfield musicals
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Hatchetfield fans are great. All of these stick figures are Ethan Green and it just depends on who you ask.
#joey!Ethan solos#hatchetfield#starkid#black friday#black friday musical#nmt#nmt2#yellow jacket#ethan green#joey richter#mariah rose faith#tw: robert manion#lex foster#hannah foster
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAYLEY WILLIAMS (MS. WILLIAMS IF YOU’RE NASTY!!!)










#paramore#hayley williams#taylor york#zac farro#tayley#brian robert jones#logan joel mackenzie#joey howard#joey mullen#parafour#hayley williams more like slayley williams
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Dawsons Creek 4x4 | The OC 2x5
#can't resist those puppy dog eyes#my heart#love#the oc#dawsons creek#pacey x joey#seth x summer#same energy#poetic cinema#cinematic parallels#4x4#2x5#katie holmes#joshua jackson#joey potter#pacey witter#seth cohen#summer roberts#rachel bilson#adam brody
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petition for Barry Klemper and Elliot Springer (or undergrad Wilson and Taub, whatever) to be crossover boyfriends who steal each other's clothes sometimes










(images of RSL via this post 🫡)
#the soft bespectacled gender of it all#peter jacobson#robert sean leonard#rsl#chris taub#james wilson#barry klemper#elliot springer#Ignore the fact that Elliot stole Alex's leather jacket for his date with Joey 😭#the boys next door 1996#hit and runway 1999#they'd be SO comfy in each other's clothes. see my vision#they're both so pretty HELP ME
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👭👱♀️👬🤵 🐓🪿 🗽🚕🛋☕️🛍👜 🦖🦕🐒
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#friends#rachel green#monica geller#phoebe buffay#joey tribbiani#chandler bing#ross geller#smelly cat#janice#oh my god#i'll be there for you#central perk#new york#bloomingdales#nestlé#toulouse#i know#pivot#brad pitt#jennifer aniston#david schwimmer#matthew perry#matt leblanc#courtney cox#lisa kudrow#john stamos#bruce willis#julia roberts#cole sprouse#reese witherspoon
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Carbastard moodboard with Wedding inspo!
☼︎ rq'd by @crisstinah! ☼︎
(All images found on pinterest)
#starkid#moodboard#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nightmare time#nmt#starkid nmt#tony green#janes a car#ted tgwdlm#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#carbastard#robertinmoodboard#robert manion#joey richter#Forgot to post this mb lmao#Doing my best#periods suck
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